Did you hear the one about the obese dietitian?

I just went to the Body Mass Index calculator at the National Heart Lung and Blood Institute.  All you need to do is put in your height and weight and you get your BMI (a measure of body fat based on height and weight).  The great part about it is that it tells you whether you are underweight, normal weight, overweight or frickin obese.  Guess what?  Did you hear the one about the obese dietitian?
His name was bill.


I'm obese.  Yeah!
In order to get to the overweight category I need to weigh 227 pounds.
To get to normal weight I need to weigh 189 pounds!  I haven't weighed that since I was in college!

Next question:  How long does it take to lose a bowling ball?